The Bangover by Valente Lili
Author:Valente, Lili
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
Published: 2019-10-02T16:00:00+00:00
Chapter Seventeen
Kirby
The crash is going to be awful. Going back to being just friends when all this is over is going to hurt like nothing I’ve ever felt before, but at the moment I’m too high on sex to care.
I float through my brief shower on a cloud of bliss and hum along to Colin’s strumming from the bedroom as I put on my makeup, not even minding for once that girl readiness takes so much longer than boy readiness or that eyeliner is my nemesis and getting it straight always takes at least five tries.
When you’ve come as many times as I have in the past twenty-four hours, no troubling thing is very troubling.
“I’ve lost track of how many orgasms I’ve had,” I murmur to Colin as we step into the elevator, my nerve endings humming as he teases fingers under the hem of my dress, tracing the line where my panties give way to butt cheek.
We’re alone in here, but even if we weren’t, I’m not sure I would care. I am past caring, surfing the Happy Sexy Fun Orgasm wave like the good times are never going to end.
“Seven if I was reading the signals correctly,” he says, nuzzling his face against my neck. “You go pink all over when you come. It’s my new favorite color.”
Nipples tightening, I turn his way with a smile. “I’ll buy you a pink shirt tomorrow.”
“Please do. I’ll wear it to dinner,” he says, fingers sliding beneath the elastic on my panties. “I made a reservation at Sinatra, by the way. Figured we’d need something special to celebrate the successful completion of our missions.”
“Or to drown our sorrows,” I remind him. “Shep might not be able to track down the P. Eater, our sex tape could be online by morning, and Regina could actually be pregnant.”
Colin scoffs as he takes the finger-teasing to its inevitable conclusion, gliding a finger into where I’m already wet, making my eyes flutter closed and my words emerge as a breathy whisper, “Stop. They probably have cameras in here.”
“That’s why I’m keeping my hand hidden beneath this naughty little skirt,” he murmurs into my ear. “This is a very bad dress, Larry. Lift your arms too high, and everyone on the dance floor is going to see these pretty panties.”
“That’s why I wore the sparkly ones,” I say, grinning as he pulls back to pin me with a disapproving glare.
“You’re a shameless hussy.”
“Says the guy who’s fingering me in the elevator.”
He smiles, wickedly, perfectly, and my heart break-dances in my chest, doing that head spin move that always seemed impossible before, but is now as easy as falling wildly in lust with my best friend.
Though, of course, it isn’t just lust. It’s other things, too, things that make me cup his cheek and whisper, “Sinful bastard,” in a tone that says, “You are everything I want, don’t ever leave me.”
Trouble. I’m asking for it, giving heartbreak a handwritten invitation, but I can’t seem to help myself.
Colin is gravity, a law of nature I can’t escape and wouldn’t want to.
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